A value-free consultation
The Augur's Well (TAW): I seem to recognise you in another guise - weren't you the much-acclaimed Minister for Containment at one stage?
The Supplicant (Rudd Pillock): I can't confirm or deny that for operational reasons.
TAW: What brings you hither then, Mr Pillock?
Pillock: You will please show me the respect due to an Attorney-General...
TAW: Certainly, General, eh, Attorney-General... What can I do you for?
Pillock: Leave out the feeble attempt at humour for a start, or I'll have you raided quick-smart...
TAW: So sorry. What is your current inquiry?
Pillock: You will understand that I cannot divulge that for operational reasons...
TAW: Ah, so... May I speculate that it has to do with the anti-terror bill that was so promptly passed at the mere drop of a suggested threat to our fair city of Melbourne? Sorry, I know, operational reasons...
Pillock: It was 'a' anti-terror bill, not 'the' anti-terror bill!
TAW: Sorry 'bout that - I hope you're not here to entrap me into making seditious statements... I was about to joke that 'the worst is yet to come'.
Pillock: We'll have the likes of you for indefinite questioning yet, misguiding the populace with ambiguous sentences and all!
TAW: Straight into sentencing, are we then? You seem to need some good advice
badly...
Pillock: There you go again! But perhaps you could arrange for any advice to be routed through the relevant agencies?
TAW: Are there any? I mean, are any relevant when it comes to oracles? You're meant to pick your own meanings out of whatever advice is given...
Pillock: You can bet your sweet bippie!
TAW: It was a pleasure consulting with you, Attorney-General!
The Supplicant (Rudd Pillock): I can't confirm or deny that for operational reasons.
TAW: What brings you hither then, Mr Pillock?
Pillock: You will please show me the respect due to an Attorney-General...
TAW: Certainly, General, eh, Attorney-General... What can I do you for?
Pillock: Leave out the feeble attempt at humour for a start, or I'll have you raided quick-smart...
TAW: So sorry. What is your current inquiry?
Pillock: You will understand that I cannot divulge that for operational reasons...
TAW: Ah, so... May I speculate that it has to do with the anti-terror bill that was so promptly passed at the mere drop of a suggested threat to our fair city of Melbourne? Sorry, I know, operational reasons...
Pillock: It was 'a' anti-terror bill, not 'the' anti-terror bill!
TAW: Sorry 'bout that - I hope you're not here to entrap me into making seditious statements... I was about to joke that 'the worst is yet to come'.
Pillock: We'll have the likes of you for indefinite questioning yet, misguiding the populace with ambiguous sentences and all!
TAW: Straight into sentencing, are we then? You seem to need some good advice
badly...
Pillock: There you go again! But perhaps you could arrange for any advice to be routed through the relevant agencies?
TAW: Are there any? I mean, are any relevant when it comes to oracles? You're meant to pick your own meanings out of whatever advice is given...
Pillock: You can bet your sweet bippie!
TAW: It was a pleasure consulting with you, Attorney-General!
Labels: anti-terror bill, Attorney-General, Australian politics, oracles, Phil Ruddock, satire
posted by carioca | 4:51 PM
1 Comments:
ORIGINAL MESSAGE POSTED IN (POOR) GERMAN AT YOUR OTHER BLOG)
CARIOCA
If hoffe daß diese e-mail Ihnen ereichen wird; obwohl es scheint mir daß, es schoen eine lange Zeit seit Ihrer letzten Blog-Eintragung (Anmeldung?) gibt – 2007; hoffentlich es Ihnen ganz gut geht!
Vergeben Sie bitte aber meine sehr arme Deutsche kenntinnisse, als es gibt viele Jahre seit die laetzte Mal wenn ich auf Deutch schreiben versucht habe... :-)
Ich habe ihnen gefunden weil wir die einzigen Männer in Blogspot sind, die haben wählten SCHUBERT SYMPHONIEN unter dem Abschnitt „Lieblings Musik“
Außerdem, ich gleich aufmerksam darauf machte, daß Ihre Web-Namen CARIOCA ist; deswegen, weil ich in Rio de Janeiro geboren war - obwohl ich diese schoene Stadt fast 30 Jahre verließ habe (und jetzt in New York City wohne), ich habe gedacht daß vieleicht eine ätherischer „Anschlüsse“ zwischen uns bestehen koehnen…
Schließlich, ich war in Australien fuer ein paar Monaten am Ende 2001 (nach 9/11) - Ich war in Melbourne und Sydney.
Deswegen befehlte ich - oder hatte ich die Gefuel - daß ich Sie schreiben Mußte
Natuerlich, ich Spreche und schreibe am besten auf Englisch, Franzoesisch, und Portugisisch...
Mit freundlichen grueßen
Augustus
======///
In essence, it would be a pleasure to make your (web) acquaintance...
Cheers
Post a Comment
<< Home